Arsene Wenger: “Mugabe Should Have Got More Time”

EMIRATES, LONDON – Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger is reported to be “very surprised indeed” to see Robert Mugabe willingly resign from his role as dictator.

Arsene Wenger: “Mugabe Should Have Got More Time”

Medical Scientists Mystified By Spineless Paul Ryan

Scientists in America's top medical institutes have reported being collectively mystified by Paul Ryan's ability to walk without a spine.

Medical Scientists Mystified By Spineless Paul Ryan

White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre

Donald Trump has lashed out at the "dishonest media" for continuing to underreport serious incidents of terror, including the recent Smurf Village Massacre.

White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre

Donald Trump To Build Wall Around North Pole

Donald Trump has announced a controversial plan to build a wall around the North Pole in order to keep "the wrong kind of presents from entering America."

Donald Trump To Build Wall Around North Pole

Police Search For Meek Mill Diss Track Enters Fifth Day

Local police have confirmed the search for a Meek Mill diss track is still ongoing, despite being missing for almost a week.

Police Search For Meek Mill Diss Track Enters Fifth Day

Arsene Wenger: “Mugabe Should Have Got More Time”

21 November 2017

EMIRATES, LONDON – Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger is reported to be “very surprised indeed” to see Robert Mugabe willingly resign from his role as dictator.

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Medical Scientists Mystified By Spineless Paul Ryan

04 March 2017

Scientists in America's top medical institutes have reported being collectively mystified by Paul Ryan's ability to walk without a spine.

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White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre

19 February 2017

Donald Trump has lashed out at the "dishonest media" for continuing to underreport serious incidents of terror, including the recent Smurf Village Massacre.

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Donald Trump To Build Wall Around North Pole

25 December 2015

Donald Trump has announced a controversial plan to build a wall around the North Pole in order to keep "the wrong kind of presents from entering America."

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Police Search For Meek Mill Diss Track Enters Fifth Day

31 July 2015

Local police have confirmed the search for a Meek Mill diss track is still ongoing, despite being missing for almost a week.

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Lee Nelson Throws Money At Sepp Blatter, Awarded 2026 World Cup

22 July 2015

Lee Nelson has been awarded the 2026 World Cup moments after throwing piles of banknotes over FIFA President Sepp Blatter during a press conference.

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Nick Clegg Calls For 2015 Election Debate To Be Held In 2010

19 March 2015

Nick Clegg has called for next month's General Election debate to be rescheduled April 2010, when he had a chance of being Prime Minister.

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Nigel Farage: “Some Of My Best Friends Are Dirty Immigrants”

04 March 2015

Nigel Farage has hit out against accusations that he is racist by suggesting some of his best friends are dirty immigrants who are ruining Britain.

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