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White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre


WASHINGTON DC – Donald Trump has lashed out at the “dishonest media” for continuing to underreport serious incidents of terror, citing the Smurf Village Massacre as the latest example of journalistic negligence.

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Angered Smurfs Launch Anti-Government Demonstrations


SMURF VILLAGE – Tens of thousands of smurfs have gathered for a further day of enraged protests, calling for the ousting of the current smurf leadership.

In what has been described as an uprising of ‘unprecedented scale and blueness’, smurfs of all shapes and sizes, but identical fashion sense are angrily skipping with the single-minded aim of bringing down Papa Smurf’s autocratic regime.

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