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New Sex Tape Contains ‘Conclusive’ Evidence of Bigfoot

OUACHITA, OK – A battle between the Discovery Channel and and Hustler TV has broken out over the rights to a sex tape said to contain ‘the most conclusive evidence yet’ of Bigfoot. The tape reportedly captures up to 5 minutes of the mythical beast amongst 37 and a half minutes of Mr and Mrs Taylor engaging in ‘freaky outdoor sex’ and has fast become the most valuable sex tape ever made. The Taylors were unaware of the wonders they had captured on film until playing it back one night to ‘stir themselves up’. “We just took a look at it for the first time a couple weeks ago and want do you know, there’s Bigfoot walking in as I was really giving it to my wife” said Mr Taylor who was also pleased at his own performance over the course of the video footage as well as the Bigfoot discovery. The two media giants are now fighting over the rights to own the footage in what has become the biggest clash of mainstream and adult entertainment since Tom Hanks refused to pay back Hugh Hefner the $1000 he owed for damages to the playboy mansion.

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