Winklevoss Twins Sue White House Over “Our Idea To Kill Bin Laden”

NEW YORK – In a surprising development, Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss are set to launch legal proceedings against Barack Obama, accusing him of stealing their idea to kill Osama Bin Laden.

The identical twins say that after the 9/11 attacks, they discussed their intentions to ‘seriously get that guy’ and came up with a plan that involved locating and shooting the terrorist leader in the face.

“It must have been around September 12th when my brother and I came up with the original idea to kill Bin Laden,” said Tyler or Cameron Winklevoss.

‘The facts don’t lie’

The plaintiffs allege that Barack Obama must have heard them discuss their plans as there was no way he could have got the idea from anywhere else.

He added: “They way they took out Osama is just like we planned to do if we had the resources, training and strategic competence to execute a large-scale military operation.”

His twin brother Cameron or Tyler Winklevoss agreed: “We were very disappointed to see President Obama take credit for our idea and not even mention us.  We haven’t heard from him yet and I doubt we will.”

The brothers are seeking $65 million settlement for each shot fired at Bin Laden and will now look for a resolution in court.

A White House spokesman rejected claims they stole the idea as ‘ridiculous’, insisting they thought of the plan on their own.

This is being hotly disputed by the brothers, adamant they had already put in the ground work by locating Pakistan on a map and imagining what it would be like to be the guys that killed Osama Bin Laden.

“So he basically did what you call a brain drain and kind of took off with it under our noses.”

‘We have a strong case’

The suit calls the president a fraud for “taking our totally unique idea to find and kill the most hated man in America with a firearm and not give us our due credit for his death.”

Despite the large settlement, the pair were quick to clarify “it’s not about the money,” adding that “what we really want is for Barack to come out and admit he took our idea.  It’s about what’s right.”

Elsewhere, former president George W Bush is said to be considering his own legal action, suggesting he is due financial compensation as he would have ‘certainly’ found Osama Bin Laden himself if he continued to invade more countries.

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