Donald Trump Hits Back At Rumors Hair Not Made In America

NEW YORK – Donald Trump has hit back at sceptics who have continued to fuel speculation that his hair was not made in America.

Trump, who has indicated he may run for president in 2012, is facing increasing pressure to prove that the head of hair originated in the United States as allegations of Cambodian manufacturing continue to swirl.

Having already denied the latest allegations, the billionaire businessman called the matter ‘ridiculous’ as his hair “is as real as my skin is orange.”

“The only nonsense I want to hear is from the sound of my own voice you understand me?  You’re fired.  Get outta here.”

The property developer and professional Gary Busey tamer also reminded journalists Celebrity Apprentice could be seen on Sundays 9pm on NBC.

Unanswered questions

If his hair is not a natural-made product, Trump will not be qualified to be president under the Constitution which states that all of a candidate must be from the United States.

A recent poll found 11% of Americans believed Donald Trump’s hair was ‘definitely’ made in another country and 16% ‘probably’ manufactured elsewhere. For hair stylists, the numbers were 14% and 27%, respectively.

The latest rumours over Mr Trump’s hairpiece comes as hair dresser Ramone Gomez breathed new life into the ongoing debate by insisting the billionaire businessman is going to great lengths to hide the truth.

“I just did blond hair extensions for one of my regulars so I know what I’m talking about.  No way that’s a natural comb-over.”

Conspiracy theorists known as ‘scalpers’ have long claimed Trump’s hair was made abroad and therefore not eligible to stand as the hairpiece President of the United States.

‘We need to get to the root of this’

The view from political analyst Willie Brown was unequivocal:

“This is absolutely going to be a problem for him in 2012. Everyone will want to know: Where was that toupee made?  Why won’t he show the receipt?  Maybe there’s something on there that he doesn’t want people to know?”

Any presidential campaign is at risk of being derailed by persistent questions as Gomez and other scalpers continue to claim that Trump’s hair was made in Cambodia, despite the convincing effort made to give the impression of real hair.

“If he would simply release a long form receipt then we can clear this issue up once and for all.  But he doesn’t and that has to make you wonder what he’s hiding under there.”

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