LOS ANGELES, CA – Anonymous South Central LA gangs have condemned the leak which revealed profiles of members who recently viewed and voted for Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ video on YouTube. Wikileaks has now exposed the 16 year old star’s previously unknown gang banger demographic as his video leapfrogged Lady Gaga to become number one on the site. Of 264,492,984 million views, 67% were found to come from IP addresses linked to known gang affiliated profiles.
The leak represents the largest music related embarrassment since Nick Lachey was allowed to record albums and could pose a ‘serious threat’ to the reputation and safety of all gang members involved.
Information in the 90,000 page document reveals members of America’s most notorious gangs across the country have been repeatedly voting for Justin Bieber on BET – which resulted in an award nomination – in addition to attending his ‘My World’ tour under false identities.
Experts believed it wouldn’t be hard for gang members to figure out which profiles belonged to someone they know. They would then punish anyone linked with likely repercussions to include receiving a succession of ass whoopings, having your front yard shot up, or worse. “Someone could get killed in the next few days” added one former Crip who rated the video five stars on seven different websites.
Sources inside Bloods and Crips camps dismissed the material as ‘jacked up lies’, but Julian Assange – Wikileaks founder – defended his actions: “The evidence doesn’t lie. By supporting his music these men committed serious crimes and the world needs to be aware.” Assange also told journalists it was no longer safe to travel within gang affected areas after being informed of ongoing discussions to ‘gut that fool’ should he be seen.
Bieber managed to thank his fans on Twitter before adding he would start wearing bulletproof vests during future shows.
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